You TAKE His Signed Parchment, Girl!

Ooh, if he doesn’t watch his step, he might kick the Beckett.

Nerds of the World, UNITE!

Doesn’t he kind of look like Snape?

Ghostbusters, Get On It!

You have no idea how insignificant I feel for knowing the name of the town a cartoon character lives in.

Isn’t This Kind of Pointless Now That The Mongols Have Stopped Attacking?

bul·wark- (n) a wall of earth or other material built for defense; rampart

New Orleans Ain’t Got Nothin’ On This Flood

Worst cruise line ever.

Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

We’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz-ark!

Jesus Saves. The Rest of Them Don’t Do S**t.

Horrible puns are just Christ’s way of challenging our faith in comedy.